1.Addicted To Spuds
Potato skins, potato cakes
Hash browns, and instant flakes
Baked or boiled or french fried
There's no kind you haven't tried
You planned a trip to idaho
Just to watch potatoes grow
I understand how you must feel
I can't deny they've got appeal
Whoah
You like them whether they are plain or they're stuffed, oh yeah
Better face the facts, it seems you can't get enough
You know, you're gonna have to face it
You're addicted to spuds
Your greasy hands, your salty lips
Looks like you found the chips
Your belly aches, your teeth grind
Some tator tots would blow your mind
And you don't mind if they're not cooked
You need your fix, i guess you're hooked
And late at night you always dream
Of bacon bits and sour cream
Whoah, you like them even if they're lumpy or tough, oh yeah
Whee, it's pretty obvoius to me you can't get enough
You know you're gonna have to face it
You're addicted to spuds
Might as well face it, you're addicted to spuds
Might as well face it, you're addicted to spuds
Might as well face it, you're addicted to spuds
Might as well face it, you're addicted to spuds
Might as well face it, you're addicted to spuds
Ooh yeah
I'm givin' up, it'sjust no use
Another case of spud abuse
What can i say, what can i do
Potato bug has got me too, wahoo
I used to hate them, now they're all that i eat, oh yeah
Whee, i've often seen then whipped, but they just can't be beat
Now i'm gonna have to face it
I'm addicted to spuds
Might as well face it, i'm addicted to spuds
Might as well face it, i'm addicted to spuds
Might as well face it, i'm addicted to spuds
Might as well face it, i'm addicted to spuds
Might as well face it, i'm addicted to spuds
Might as well face it, i'm addicted to spuds
Might as well face it, i'm addicted to spuds
Might as well face it, i'm addicted to spuds
2.Christmas At Ground Zero
It's christmas at ground zero
There's music in the air
The sleigh bells are ringing and the carolers are singing
While the air raid sirens blare
It's christmas at ground zero
The button has been pressed
The radio just let us know
That this is not a test
Everywhere the atom bombs are dropping
It's the end of all humanity
No more time for last-minute shopping
It's time to face your final destiny
It's christmas at ground zero
There's panic in the crowd
We can dodge debris while we trim the tree
Underneath the mushroom cloud
You might hear some reindeer on your rooftop
Or jack frost on your windowsill
But if someone's climbing down your chimney
You better load your gun and shoot to kill
It's christmas at ground zero
And if the radiation level's okay
I'll go out with you and see all the new
Mutations on new year's day
It's christmas at ground zero
Just seconds left to go
I'll duck and cover with my yuletide lover
Underneath the mistletoe
It's christmas at ground zero
Now the missiles are on their way
What a crazy fluke, we're gonna get nuked
On this jolly holiday
3.Dog Eat Dog
4.Don't Wear Those Shoes
5.Good Enough For Now
6.Here's Johnny
here's johnny
There he goes, he drives me crazy
When he says...(hee-eere's johnny!)
That's his job, it's so amazing
All he says is...(hee-eere's johnny!)
I never miss a moment when he's on the tube
His being there has made my life worth living
The chills run down my spine
Each time he says that line
'here's johnny!' he says, and laughs in his special way
'...johnny!' he says, you know i love him
'here's johnny!' he says, and 'second fiddle' is his game
Ed mcmahon's his name...all right
Dressed so fine, he's such a cool dude
Hear him say...(hee-eere's johnny!)
Watch him selling beer and dog food
Hear him say...(hee-eere's johnny!)
I got a letter from him just the other day
He said, 'you may already be a winner!'
A trooper to the end
A clydesdale's best friend
'here's johnny!' he says, and laughs in his special way
'...johnny!' he says, you know i love him
'here's johnny!' he says, and that's the way he gets his pay
What a living
Oh...(here's johnny! here's johnny!) wo-o-o, no
(here's johnny! here's johnny!) no no no no no no, i don't
believe it
(here's johnny!) he says, and everytime it's just the same
Ed mcmahon's his name
A very special guy...all right
He's on every night
Can't change the channel
When he's sitting on the panel
(hee-eere's johnny!)
There he goes, he gives me goose bumps
When he says...(hey-o-hey-hey-o!)
'here's johnny!' he says, and laughs in his special way
'...johnny!' he says, you know i love him
'here's johnny!' he says, that seems to be his claim to fame
Ed mcmahon's his name
7.Living With A Hernia
8.One Of Those Days
9.Polka Party!
You could have a big dipper
Going up and down around the bends
You could have a bumper car bumping
This amusement never ends
I wanna be your sledgehammer
Why don't you call my name
Let me be your sledgehammer
This will be my testimony, yeah, yeah yeah
There's a girl that's been on my mind
All the time
Now she don't even know my name
But i think she likes me just the same
My girl wants to party all the time party all the time party all
the time
My girl wants to party all the time
She parties all the time
Say you, say me
Say it for always, that's the way it should be
Say you, say me
Say it together naturally
We're riding on the freeway of love
Wind's against our back
We're going riding on the freeway of love
In a big cadillac
That's why you need ooh
That's why this you need i'll give you what you need
Yah, yah, yah do the harlem polka (everybody now!)
Yah, yah, yah do the harlem polka
She's got it yeah baby she's got it
Well i'm your venus, i'm your fire what's your desire？
Nasty! nasty boys don't mean a thing
Oh you nasty boys
Nasty! nasty boys don't ever change
Oh you nasty boys
(i like this part)
Ooh, rock me amadeus
Ooh, rock me amadeus
Ooh, rock me amadeus ooh
Shout shout let it all out
These are the things i can do without come on
I'm talking to you come on
Please papa don't preach i'm in trouble deep
Papa don't preach i've been losing sleep
But i've made up my mind i'm keeping my baby
Oh i'm gonna keep my baby
Keep my baby
Keep my baby
Keep my baby
Hey!
10.Toothless People
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